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Tho should always watch out when saying that crpitt cannot last the distance! She can and will!!!!

Remember NotGod is always watching, reading and listening! Even when baking the sacred pizza!

OffendedBlogger is special… as if there was any doubt.  She also gets an extra half teaspoon of the white goodness whenever she wants.

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Baking Soda, does, of course, have its place in the universe. It does seem a nice, balanced beginning to all life. However, Teh One, True Way to self-enlightenment, to life ever-lasting without decay and dessication, to peace, happiness and the pursuit of the FABulous and wondermous Dollar, is actually now and forevermore: Duct Tape.

After all, Duct Tape has a dark side, a light side and, most importantly, it holds the universe together. And requires no miticholorians. Or mitochondria.

So, my precious followers of Not God Ministries, bow down before me. Thou shalt have no false Not Gods before me. Or after me. Or off to the left either. Or especially off to the right. Those people are nuts. I shall have no nuts before me.

Wait. That came out wrong.