Notgod Ministries

Tis a sign from above

offendedone — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:07:17 +0000

Do not mess with 666!

Pink Horn — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:22:04 +0000

Welcome a new disciple!

Pink Horn — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:27:33 +0000

NotGod Has a Left Hand and its crpitt

Pink Horn — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:58:35 +0000

Tho should always watch out when saying that crpitt cannot last the distance! She can and will!!!!

Remember NotGod is always watching, reading and listening! Even when baking the sacred pizza!

Proclamation: OffendedBlogger

Slave to Soda — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:04:33 +0000

OffendedBlogger is special… as if there was any doubt. She also gets an extra half teaspoon of the white goodness whenever she wants.

Notgod was Amused

Slave to Soda — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:13:24 +0000

Snarky Bot Verbiage

Slave to Soda — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:43:57 +0000

Submit your snarky suggestions for Bot responses to winners of the Word Scramble game.

These phrases will appear after the announcement of the winner.

Bow Before Me

The Almighty Duct Tape — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:08:21 +0000

Baking Soda, does, of course, have its place in the universe. It does seem a nice, balanced beginning to all life. However, Teh One, True Way to self-enlightenment, to life ever-lasting without decay and dessication, to peace, happiness and the pursuit of the FABulous and wondermous Dollar, is actually now and forevermore: Duct Tape.

After all, Duct Tape has a dark side, a light side and, most importantly, it holds the universe together. And requires no miticholorians. Or mitochondria.

So, my precious followers of Not God Ministries, bow down before me. Thou shalt have no false Not Gods before me. Or after me. Or off to the left either. Or especially off to the right. Those people are nuts. I shall have no nuts before me.

Wait. That came out wrong.

Guess Who?

Pink Horn — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:48:57 +0000

NG the draft :)

Pink Horn — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:41:21 +0000